T G I F!

My week was boring except for the night I got drunk and decided to yell at my refrigerator because the door broke. It was a good 5 minutes before I could stop laughing- at myself by myself. It feels real good when you have drunken moments in the company of your totally sober roommate and they pay no mind to you.
Well to continue with roomie news – it’s done right after the final wedding of the last couple of weeks. Really someone needs to tell people around me to stop getting married so I can go back to having a life on the weekends. But then again I’m usually drinking anyways so I guess it’s nothing new except for the dress and heels—which I still have to get for the other up and coming nuptials next week. Then hopefully-after this one- I won’t have another wedding till next summer and that’s gonna suck because then I’m gonna have to track down a fun date because there is no way in hell that will bring some random loser to one of my family functions. We eat way too much food, drink way too much alcohol, dance to all those stupid songs, and be merry -well sometimes a little too merry but what the hell its all in good fun. I actually love my 100% Italian family because they are the only family I know that is incredibly crazy and fun- and wine crazy.
Well actually vodka too- what the hell if you can drink, eat and have one hell of a good time, are intellectual (on my behalf) and wanna have a good time, come be part of my family for the day-we are always looking for new recruits. I mean it – once someone enters into a family party no matter who the hell you are –or yes-even if you’re not Italian-you are definitely family for the day. And its awesome…I must admit. Wonder if he’ll be here next summer……?
No answer yet-but no news is good news…….might be busy- people do have more constructive lives then I.
Mother’s day is now killing me —I just don’t wanna go shopping. Actually I must be the only girl I know that hates to shop-gives me a headache. Yeah nice daughter I am. I know I said I could kill 2 birds but I just feel like crap this week.
Thinking bout booking those plane tickets A.S.A.P. –think I’ve been saying that for quite some time now………..
Going down the city with my sis and hubby soon. I’m actually looking forward to getting out of these friggin trees to admire the concrete jungle for awhile. Maybe I’ll get lost down there for awhile…she does have two says off then the weekend. There’s gotta be an available box to camp out it. HAHAHHAHAAA!
In tanning news it looks dare I say it –kinda funky.
Luna slept at the end of my bed last night- it was cute until I realized that this is what I might have to look forward to for the rest of my life….which brings me to my last rant of the day...hopefully…men.
Due to my crazy friend I honestly believe now that I will never get married. Or even if prince charming does come and ask I will look at him with deep skepticism. Don’t know where or how but she has a never ending line of married men that she is forever going out with. Now I don’t know about you but I definitely don’t want something previously owned. Not saying that they are bad people (she is…cough cough) but I’m saying THEY ARE FRIGGIN MARRIED! The ring is there to tell you- “move away from the man.” There once was a time where I really honestly believed that things we going to work out in my favor but that moment soured faster then I could finish the celebratory bottle of Moet and Chandon’s White Star. But still -even if things did work out point is- how can I trust him –nor any man- when she is getting all these married men to break their vows. It’s sickening because I mean she is my friend and all and I just can’t believe that she’s doing this. It is a totally lack of disregard for people and it immature.-kinda revolting in a way too. Well can’t believe the man too for that matter –takes two. He is also in the wrong. Whatever-it just makes me mad and so confused. I really will look at guys a whole lot deeper from now on because if I am ever to get married I’m not gonna ever cheat- if that is a question in my mind I won’t waste my time getting married in the first place. I mean what’s the point- you gonna get divorced so what the hell was the point of getting married then? I really don’t feel like spending thousands of dollars, shopping for a dress, and all the rest of that wedding crap, to have that one special day just to end it in like 5 years anyways. That’s a waste of life. And I’m totally not about that.
This brings me to the point of her money hungry ways. What posses her to go after filthy rich married men is beyond me. Money can’t make everything in life that friggin grand. I rather have a guy that I can connect with, then connect with his bank account. Sad really. Well bottom line yeah I hope my someone is out there but if he is married I just hope he tells me soon so I can start looking for my someone #2.


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