Ode to the Doodlebops

Think what you will- it has been awhile since i last posted but my life hasnt got any better nor worse so what the hell. but i did have a crazy weekend and it all started at a concert---no no no not my usually meatal concert but this definitely was a jump from that it was yes a Doodlebop concert that we-Frog and I took a munchkin to. So here we go.............
First off let me say... yes i have gone to many rock concerts -heard many live bands but damn i mean for a KIDS SHOW it wasnt that bad it really was them--not BOB-- but they sang and they were good. i was a little bugged out after realizing that this isnt my normal show--first it was 1030 in the morning not at night and im wondering to myself if they are gonna serve beer--well who really drinks that early-no offense if you do- but --really im used to concerts with watered down beer, puffs of smoke that are emitted from various sources and well-my 7 and a half inch concert boots. ok since we have seats boots are unnessasary- babbies arent going to sneak in a pack of cigarettes and the beer is gonna be coffee--or as i found --beer stands are now highly decorated stands filled with every candy item that no parents really wanted to give their child at 10 in the morning or ever for that matter--the stand woulda make willy wonka shit! but really the show was good- the munchkin we took didnt even watch the show cuz she got scared of the loud music and crazy kids jumping all over that Frog had to stand in the aslie with her the entire time. now as for me this is the first concert in awhile that im on the floor in a seat with clear veiw of the stage and i cant stress enough --its MORNING...i kept my ass in that seat and didnt move other than to eat the cotton candy i got cuz it came witha kool hat....hahhahaa.......
To the DoodleBops--if they are reading this -which i doubt cuz no one ever looks at my blog this it what i want you guys to know---
First off i give you guys credit for prancing around in thoes outfits singing and dancing for a bunch of crazed kids and their parents who are all hopped up of caffein---at yet again --very early in the morning--im not really alive at that time give me 2 pots of coffee and a shower and maybe ill be awake-but not awake enough to be singing and dancing....that brings me to my next point--damn johnathan i have never seen anyone dance like that i mean really and you do cartwheels and everything with those tight ass pants on. Lisa -i saw so many kids dressing like ur character it was insane-im sorry but i couldnt do that to my kid if i had one maybe on halloween but thats it ---Chad you are really tall--yeah u are really tall!! haha btw i just found out all ur names which brings me to my last point---after trying to find out your names -i cant get over how many fan sites are up with like 15 yr old girls trying to hunt u guys down and try to find out your info and get pictures and shit. really i mean not like im some big star or anything but i mean i did 2 horror movies that had cult like followings from fangoria magazine and i know how weird it is to see a fan site or get emails from weird people or people hunting you down --weird and scary all at the same time--so good luck with that i mean you think that you guys woulda got off easy with the little kids watching your show but then you got all these older kids watching cuz they think your hot--i mean really isnt that a bit odd i mean great get ur ratings up and products sold but 15!! i dunno. honestly if i didnt babysit i wouldnt be watching your show sorry-u guys seem to be great performers but if you have another show movie play anything non-kid related tell me ill see it but ...thats it. hahaha and next time you guys are in New York email me and ill take you out for a drink you damn well deserve it!


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